Seen in his natural habitat, the bulldog loves to play with the soccer ball and yell at unruly fans (see - the cat). However, take the bulldog outside when it's (gasp) raining and you will see an entire different species. Our mile and a half takes roughly 15 minutes (with a major pit stop) because we jog (jog is used loosely) the entire time. The bulldog, Vinney Wohn-Steinhagen, wants absolutely nothing to do with the rain. And this dear friends, is a possible reason why I won't be moving back to Seattle anytime soon. He would think I sent him to his death. The bulldog enjoys temperatures between 40-65 and nothing higher or lower.
Also, to the man that came up to me on the street and petted Vinney commenting that he was "considering" a bulldog and that his shedding was a "strike" against him. Maybe a dog is not what you're looking for dear sir. Picking up poop is much grosser than brushing his hair. Also, have you ever heard the phrase "he can clear a room." That is an undestatement in a two bedroom apartment where there aren't as many places to flee once he lets one rip. The foulest, most potent, long-lasting fart you have ever smelled. And to add insult to injury, he looks back at it, like he's surprised it even happened.
American Idol is a crap-shoot once again isn't it? There are so many people that need to go right now it's kind of boring. I think the only girl I like is Carly, the rest are all guys (David Cook, Michael Johns and Jason Castro).
The John Adams series on HBO right now is wonderful. I read a review from US Weekly that gave it two stars and "it took a while to get going." Gina summed it up pretty well, "What do these people want? The American Revolution distilled into an episode of 24??? "
Also, why can't they make seat covers that stay on toilet seats? I have used up 5 by the time I get one to stay on. Its out of control.
I am a Bracket Manager now, thanks to Chas. Feeling pretty cool collecting all the $$. Half of the people in my bracket have never watched college b-ball. Should be fun to lose all my money to them. Oh well, what can you do. Go Cougs!
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Now, you have to hold onto all the money until it is time to payout at the end. No shopping for dog toys and pretty bows!
I LOVE MARCH MADNESS! If it weren't for Lia I wouldn't know what those lines of paint are for on the area that the guys bounce the ball on.
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